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aki42
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Joined: 25 Nov 2004
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Location: history wizard Ignite that fire and start making magic everywhere..
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 Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 12:14 am Post subject: Mess with the help desk. |
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Just go to this site and just mess with them for fun. Post what happened.
http://kb.earthlink.net/mi/mi.asp?route=chat
Example:
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QMT
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| Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 12:25 am Post subject: |
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| Some of you will remember my old thread like this... |
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spfite
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| Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 12:30 am Post subject: |
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| that was pretty retarded, my friend used to do that so i find it pretty fucking retarded |
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IAmCanadian
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| Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 12:35 am Post subject: |
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| lol.. I remember a thread like this, but with comcast... They threatened to use 'action' against me, including contacting my ISP and the police... rofl |
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Poose
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Joined: 04 Jun 2005
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Location: Pittsburgh
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| Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 12:55 am Post subject: |
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| Code: | Chat InformationWelcome to Earthlink LiveChat. Your chat session will begin shortly.
Not at home and you want to read your email? With EarthLink Web Mail you can check your email from any computer with an internet connection!
Chat Information'Stephen M' says: Thank you for contacting EarthLink LiveChat, how may I help you today?
Snoop-Dogg@earthlink.net: AAAHHH OMG
Snoop-Dogg@earthlink.net: ME ESSOHJAY HAS TEH POOFED!
Stephen M: Hi Snoop. Please let me know the issue you are facing.
Snoop-Dogg@earthlink.net: I SEDZ ME ESSOHJAY HAS TEH POOFED!! GIEBZ IT BACK DAWG!
Stephen M: Could you please communicate in English language.
Snoop-Dogg@earthlink.net: Oh, excuse my french
Stephen M: No problem. Please let me know the issue you are facing.
Snoop-Dogg@earthlink.net: My Stone of Jordan Ring has mysteriously disapeeared. I believe the cause of this is your internet service.
Snoop-Dogg@earthlink.net: Is there anyway to refund my Stone of Jordan?
Stephen M: I am sorry to inform that it is not related to Internet issue. If you have any Internet related problem please let me know so that I can assist you.
Snoop-Dogg@earthlink.net: WTFUX!?!? J00 NUBZ OR SUMTING?!? GIEB!
Stephen M: Please type the message in English and let me know if you have any technical issue that I can assist you.
Snoop-Dogg@earthlink.net: DU YOU HAB INNY IDEEYA HU IT IST JOO ART SPEAKING WITH!? ME ESSOHJAY HAST POOFITHED!
Chat InformationPlease wait while I transfer the chat to 'Charita N'.
Chat Information'Charita N' says: Thank you for contacting EarthLink LiveChat, how may I help you today?
Snoop-Dogg@earthlink.net: VER IST TEH VUN HU IST STEPHEN M
Charita N: Unfortunately I am not trained in French, if you can communicate in English it would be great.
Snoop-Dogg@earthlink.net: ME ESSOHJAY HAST POOFITHED!!! O NOEZ! GIEB ITZ BACK!
Snoop-Dogg@earthlink.net: Der Tuch sitzt neben dem tisch!
Charita N: I understand that you lost the ring, however its not possible for EarthLink to get you the ring or refund any amount.
Charita N: I hope I am clear.
Snoop-Dogg@earthlink.net: JOO FUXING NUBCAEKS! ME GETZ NO REFUND?!
Snoop-Dogg@earthlink.net: *dies*
Charita N: EarthLink can only refund the amount if you have any issues with EarthLink internet connection.
Charita N: I assume that you do not have any techical issues.
Chat Information$499 B120 Basic Notebook or $999 E1705 Entertainment Notebook
after instant savings from Dell� Home. Offer ends 3/1.
Click for details. |
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handgrenade
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| Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 12:57 am Post subject: |
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| hahaha... |
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LygarZero
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| Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 12:58 am Post subject: |
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| way to ruin THE GREATEST JOB IN THE WORLD! |
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blue
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| Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 1:05 am Post subject: |
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| LygarZero wrote: | | way to ruin THE GREATEST JOB IN THE WORLD! |
Hardly, I bet that guy was laughing his ass off at the terminal  |
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Orez V2.0
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| Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 1:14 am Post subject: |
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| lol...nice french:) |
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MrBananaMan
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| Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 1:16 am Post subject: |
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| damn dont make them so retarded, ad some thought to it, play with them. dont let them know you are totally being retarded right off teh bat. |
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LagunaCid
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| Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 1:20 am Post subject: |
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| team-orez wrote: | | lol...nice french:) |
I laughed so hard at that... |
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Cody D
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robats from bastan
the head crabs i need my crowbar
o god good memorys |
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QMT
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| Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 2:28 am Post subject: |
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| poose, that was hilarious!! |
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aki42
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Joined: 25 Nov 2004
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Location: history wizard Ignite that fire and start making magic everywhere..
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lol that was great am about to do one
Best part
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I SEDZ ME ESSOHJAY HAS TEH POOFED!! GIEBZ IT BACK DAWG!
Stephen M: Could you please communicate in English language.
Snoop-Dogg@earthlink.net: Oh, excuse my french |
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endscore
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Heres a log of me today. This isn't me being funny, I just really hate ebays customer support. They removed my listing for no apparent reason. 
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Greg K.: Thank you for contacting eBay live chat. My name is Greg and I invite you to share your feedback about our chat with a brief survey after we are completed. How may I assist you today?
Clark3934: Hi
Clark3934: Yeah..my auction was removed.
Clark3934: I want to know why...
Clark3934: You said "violating intellectual property rights".
Clark3934: That doesn't mean anything to me.
Greg K.: Hi there, First, I am sorry to hear that your listing was removed on the site.
Clark3934: And yes, a took the stupid tutorial.
Greg K.: Secondly, live chat does not address these issues directly.
Clark3934: ...
Clark3934: Well, im glad to hear you have a phone service...
Clark3934: Oh wait..they told me to come here.
Greg K.: As such, I would like for you to contact our community watch team. They govern listing policies and can clarify any violations for you.
Clark3934: How do I do this?
Clark3934: Carrier pigeon?
Greg K.: Have you emailed them yet? If not, I'd be glad to provide you their contact information.
Clark3934: Do they have a phone/live chat service?
Greg K.: They handle issues exclusively via email, so that they can more easily document past correspondence from a member.
Clark3934: So...you're telling me they do not hvae a phone line?
Clark3934: Weird.
Clark3934: Btw, what was the email address which I can "officially" contact them?
Greg K.: Please contact them directly via the email us link at the following page: http://pages.ebay.com/help/contact_us/_base/result_3_7_1.htm They'll be glad to hear from you and will reply back shortly.
Clark3934: "This page may have moved or is no longer available"
Greg K.: Sorry, please try, http://pages.ebay.com/help/contact_us/_base/result_3_7_1.html
Clark3934: Ok.
Greg K.: Great, Is there anything else that I can assist you with?
Clark3934: Yeah...
Clark3934: Is Ebay a fortune 500 company?
Clark3934: Nevemind...
Clark3934: You're ranked 529
Clark3934: Surley a company of this magnitude can at least offer their customers phone support.
Clark3934: Email support is just pathetic.
Greg K.: Phone support is offered, but for specific sellers and store owners. With the amount of millions and millions of members, phone support is not a viable solution at this time. Safe harbor issues such as this are handled by email.
Clark3934: Let me guess, you're outsourced to some foreign county and have an ourtrageous accent which cannot be understood by Americans?
Greg K.: No, actually not. And was that comment necessary? I'm trying to be professional here.
Clark3934: Well, ebay and it's policies are quite agitating.
Greg K.: I realize you are frustrated but since you can not keep a professional tone, I will need to end this chat. Thank you and have a great day.
The agent ended your chat session. |
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